Big Red What?

So imagine you're at Western Kentucky University, studying to become a Speech Language Pathologist, and all you see is Big Red.   No one quite knows what Big Red is, but he's big and he is red.   And he's an institution here in Bowling Green, KY!

And suddenly, you realize you are going to meet some classmates to celebrate a classmate's birthday at an Irish Pub. And you cannot come empty handed, right?  And all you have is 1 hour and a skein of Red Heart Super Saver Yarn.

I know, it writes itself, doesn't it?   You're thinking exactly what I am thinking....a BIG RED BEER COOZIE!

Eek, only 30 mins to go.  Better fire up some 80s music on Pandora.   She's a Maniac, Maniac on the floor...

Finished!   With a minute to spare!

OK, so I forgot the eyebrows.   But considering it's a replica of a big red blob with legs....I think I did pretty well!